A Book of Nursery Songs and Rhymes/Nursery Jingles/LXIX.

If I'd as much money as I could spend,
I never would cry, 'Old chairs to mend!
Old chairs to mend! Old chairs to mend!'
I never would cry, 'Old chairs to mend!'
If I'd as much money as I could tell,
I never would cry, 'Old clothes to sell!
Old clothes to sell! Old clothes to sell!'
I never would cry, 'Old clothes to sell!'