Pittsburgh, Pa.
(Pittsburgh is justly proud of the loyal spirit expressed in this letter.)
MISS Agnes McConnell enjoyed a two months' vacation this summer among the hills and heather of Glasgow, Scotland. Miss McConnell was formerly of Scotland but has been in the United States for a number of years. She enjoyed her trip very much, but said she was glad to be back home in the old United States of America.
Pittsburgh Comptometer operators who have recently embarked on the sea of matrimony: Alice Sebert, Margaret J. Quinn, Laurette Till, and Helen Neely. We wish you luck and happiness in this new field, and hope you are as successful in this as you were with the Comptometer.
Miss Marie Burns of Washington, Pa., is one of our staunchest supporters. She has sent five new students to the Pittsburgh school. Keep up the good work!—Catherine P. Espe.
"WAS your husband in comfortable circumstances when he died. Mrs. Murphy?"
"No, Mrs. Flanagan, he was halfway under a train."
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Father—"Daughter, do you ever let the boys kiss you good-night?"
Daughter—"N-n-n-o, father."
Father—"Well, don't let them do it any more."
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"Good-by." said the little boy. "And I've had a very good time, thank you."
"You don't say so." replied his host, playfully.
"Yes, I do." said the little boy, very seriously. "Always."
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"Do I really need brushing off?" asked the passenger in the Pullman.
"Does you!" exclaimed the porter with great emphasis. "Boss, Ah's broke."
