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SHE KNEW IT!
Observing a young lady standing alone, the young man swept up to her and said:
"Pardon me, but you look like Helen Black."
"Yes," she replied, "I know I do, but I look much worse in white."—Atlanta and West Point "Courier."
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AN OPTIMIST.
"Gosh! You had a close call! That certainly was an awful accident!" exclaimed the friend who had dropped in at the hospital to call on the bandaged victim.
"Yes," he replied dreamily; "but thank goodness, I got an eyeful of what I was looking at before the car hit that telephone pole and I was knocked unconscious."—Cincinnati Enquirer.
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WRONG PLACE
A Chicago man died and passesd into the great beyond. A guide showed him about, but after an hour of wan- dering the Chicago man said contemptuously:
"Well, I've heard Heaven cracked up a whole lot, but I'm telling you it ain't a darn bit different from Chicago."
"Heaven!" exclaimed the guide. "This isn't Heaven."—Finance and Industry.
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OH BOY!
First Steno: "George's mustache makes me laugh."
Second Steno: "It tickled me, too."
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SEEN IN A GARAGE
Use genuine parts. No substitutes as good. Ask the man with a wooden leg.
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ANOTHER TEST
Tom: "What are you putting your thumb in the corn likker for?"
Jerry: "If the nail stays on I'm going to drink it."
