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ARMY HEAD-QUARTERS
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To play with maps and catalogues three idle hours a day,
And draw his plump retaining fee—which means his double pay.


Now, ever after dinner, when the coffee-cups are brought,
Ahasuerus waileth o'er the grand pianoforte;
And, thanks to fair Cornelia, his fame hath waxen great,
And Ahasuerus Jenkins is a power in the State!