grow grey in the service before people will listen to you. It's all very well as a refuge in old age; but a young fellow is likely to make but a poor hand at it. Now, I should like to consult your own tastes on so important a matter as the choice of a profession. What do you say? The Army?"
No, I didn't care for the army.
"Forgery? The Bar? Cornish Wrecking?"
"Father," said I, "I should like to be a forger, but I write such an infernal hand."
"A regular Eton hand," said he. "Not plastic enough for forgery; but you could have a writing-master."
"It's as much as I can do to forge my own name. I don't believe I should ever be able to forge anybody else's."
"Anybody's else, you should say, not 'anybody else's.' It's a dreadful barbarism. Eton English."
"No," said I, "I should never make a fortune at it. As to wrecking—why you know how sea-sick I am."
"You might get over that. Besides, you would deal with wrecks ashore, not wrecks at sea."
"Most of it done in small boats, I'm told. A deal of small boat work. No, I won't be a wrecker. I think I should like to be a burglar."
"Yes," said my father, considering the subject. "Yes, it's a fine manly profession; but it's dangerous, it's highly dangerous."
"Just dangerous enough to be exciting, no more."
"Well," said my father, "if you've a distinct taste for burglary I'll see what can be done."
