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B.C. 45, ÆT. 61 word "knead." And yet neither is obscene. The world is full of fools. Testes is quite a respectable word in a court of law: elsewhere not too much so. Again, "Lanuvinian bags" is a decent phrase; not so "bags" of Cliternum.

Again, can the same thing be at one time decent, at another indecent? Suppose a man to break wind—it is an outrage on decency. Presently he will be in a bath naked, and you will have no fault to find. Here's your Stoic decision—"The wise man will call a spade a spade."

What a long commentary on a single word of yours! I am pleased that you have no scruple in saying anything to me. For my own part I maintain and shall maintain Plato's modesty: and accordingly, in my letter to you, I have expressed in veiled language what the Stoics express in the broadest: for they say that breaking wind should be as free as a hiccough. All honour then to the Kalends of March![1] Love me and keep yourself well.



DCXXXII (A XIII, 20)

TO ATTICUS (AT ROME)

Arpinum (2 July)


I have received a letter of consolation from Cæsar, dated 31st of May, at Hispalis.[2] I did not understand the nature of the bill published for extending the boundaries of the city: I should much like to know about it.[3] I am glad that Torquatus is satisfied with what I have done for him, and I will not cease adding to those services. To the speech for Ligarius it is not now either possible to add a clause about

  1. The Matronalia, the feast of the matrons, when special respect was paid to women.
  2. The modern Seville on the Guadalquivir.
  3. It was proposed to divert the Tiber so as to include part of the Vatican district. See p. 300.