"No, monsieur; quite the contrary, quite the contrary!"
"No, he never forgot to have his coats made; but he forgot to inform me that he had got stouter!"
"But it was not my fault, monsieur! your tailor never told me."
"And this to such an extent, monsieur," continued Porthos, "that the fellow in two years has gained eighteen inches in girth, and so my last dozen coats are all too large, from a foot to a foot and a half!"
"But the rest; those which were made when you were of the same size?"
"They are no longer the fashion, my dear friend. Were I to put them on, I should look like a fresh arrival from Siam, and as though I had been two years away from court."
"I understand your difficulty. You have how many new suits—nine? thirty-six? and yet not one to wear. Well, you must have a thirty-seventh made, and give the thirty-six to Mouston."
"Ah! monsieur!" said Mouston, with a gratified air. "The truth is, that monsieur has always been very generous to me."
"Do you mean to think that I hadn't that idea, or that I was deterred by the expense? But it wants only two days to the féte; I received the invitation yesterday, made Mouston post hither with my wardrobe, and only this morning discovered my misfortune; and from now till the day after to-morrow, there isn't a single fashionable tailor who will undertake to make me a suit."
"That is to say, one covered all over with gold, isn't it?"
"I wish it so! all over."
"Oh, we shall manage it. You won't leave for three days. The invitations are for Wednesday, and this is only Sunday morning."
"'Tis true; but Aramis has strongly advised me to be at Vaux twenty-four hours beforehand."
"How, Aramis?"
"Yes, it was Aramis who brought me the invitation."
"Ah! to be sure, I see. You are invited on the part of Monsieur Fouquet?"
"By no means; by the king, dear friend. The letter bears the following, as large as life: 'Monsieur le Baron du Vallon is informed that the king has condescended to place him on the invitation list———'"
"Very good; but you leave with Monsieur Fouquet?"
"And when I think," cried Porthos, stamping on the
