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HINTS FROM HORACE.





Athens: Capuchin Convent, March 12, 1811.[1]

Who would not laugh, if Lawrence,[2] hired to grace[3]

His costly canvas with each flattered face,
  1. Athens, March 2nd, 1811.—[MS. L. (a).]
    Athens, March 12th, 1811.—[MS. L. (b), MS. M.]
  2. [Sir Thomas Lawrence (1769-1830) succeeded West as P.R.A. in 1820. Benjamin West (1738-1820) had been elected P.R.A. in 1792, on the death of Sir Joshua Reynolds.]
  3. If[i] West or Lawrence, (take whiche'er you will)
    Sons of the Brush, supreme in graphic skill,
    Should clap a human head-piece on a mare,
    How would our Exhibition's loungers stare!
    Or should some dashing limner set to sale
    My Lady's likeness with a Mermaid's tail
    .—[MS. L. (a).]
    The features finished, should superbly deck
    My Lady's likeness with a Filly's neck;
    Or should some limner mad or maudlin group
    A Mermaid's tail and Maid of Honour's Hoop
    .—[MS. L. (b).]


      i. I have been obliged to dive into the "Bathos" for the simile, as I could not find a description of these Painters' merits above ground.

    "Si liceat parvis
    Componere magna"—

    "Like London's column pointing to the skies
    Like a tall Bully, lifts its head and lies"—

    I was in hopes might bear me out, if the monument be like a Bully. West's glory may be reduced by the scale of comparison. If not, let me have recourse to Tom Thumb the Great [Fielding's farce, first played 1730] to keep my simile in countenance.—[MS. L. (b) erased.]