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The Zankiwank

While Puck and Cupid served them with some hot boiled acid drops.
O my! it was a happy spread,
They all sat down on toadstools and in mushrooms went to bed.

As time went on, and he grew grey, he took to flying kites,
And then he tock to staying out so very late o’ nights!
One day he thought he was a bird and flew up in the air,
And if you listen you will hear singing now up there:—

O my! I’m such a funny Coon,
I’m going to get some green cheese away up in the Moon;
I’m going to see the Evening Star, to ask him why he blinks,
Also the Sun to ascertain about the things she thinks.