Shakespeare - First Folio facsimile (1910)/Measure, for Measure/Act 2 Scene 1
Actus Secundus. Scæna Prima.
Enter Angelo, Escalus, and seruants, Iustice.
Ang.
We must not make a scar-crow of the Law,
Setting it vp to feare the Birds of prey,
And let it keepe one shape, till custome make it
Their pearch, and not their terror
Esc.
I, but yet
Let vs be keene, and rather cut a little
Then fall, and bruise to death: alas, this gentleman
Whom I would saue, had a most noble father,
Let but your honour know
(Whom I beleeue to be most strait in vertue)
That in the working of your owne affections,
Had time coheard with Place, or place with wishing,
Or that the resolute acting of our blood
Could haue attaind th' effect of your owne purpose,
Whether you had not sometime in your life
Er'd in this point, which now you censure him,
And puld the Law vpon you
Ang.
'Tis one thing to be tempted (Escalus)
Another thing to fall: I not deny
The Iury passing on the Prisoners life
May in the sworne-twelue haue a thiefe, or two
Guiltier then him they try; what's open made to Iustice,
That Iustice ceizes; What knowes the Lawes
That theeues do passe on theeues? 'Tis very pregnant,
The Iewell that we finde, we stoope, and take't,
Because we see it; but what we doe not see,
We tread vpon, and neuer thinke of it.
You may not so extenuate his offence,
For I haue had such faults; but rather tell me
When I, that censure him, do so offend,
Let mine owne Iudgement patterne out my death,
And nothing come in partiall. Sir, he must dye.
Enter Prouost.
Be it as your wisedome will.
Ang.
Where is the Prouost?
Pro.
Here if it like your honour.
Ang.
See that Claudio
Be executed by nine to morrow morning,
Bring him his Confessor, let him be prepar'd,
For that's the vtmost of his pilgrimage.
Esc.
Well: heauen forgiue him; and forgiue vs all:
Some rise by sinne, and some by vertue fall:
Some run from brakes of Ice, and answere none,
And some condemned for a fault alone.
Enter Elbow, Froth, Clowne, Officers.
Come, bring them away: if these be good people in a Common-weale, that doe nothing but vse their abuses in common houses, I know no law: bring them away.
Ang.
How now Sir, what's your name? And what's the matter?
Elb.
If it please your honour, I am the poore Dukes Constable, and my name is Elbow; I doe leane vpon Iustice Sir, and doe bring in here before your good honor, two notorious Benefactors.
Ang.
Benefactors? Well: What Benefactors are they?
Are they not Malefactors?
Elb.
If it please your honour, I know not well what they are: But precise villaines they are, that I am sure of, and void of all prophanation in the world, that good Christians ought to haue.
Esc.
This comes off well: here's a wise Officer.
Ang.
Goe to: What quality are they of? Elbow is your name?
Why do'st thou not speake Elbow?
Clo.
He cannot Sir: he's out at Elbow.
Ang.
What are you Sir?
Elb.
He Sir: a Tapster Sir: parcell Baud: one that serues a bad woman: whose house Sir was (as they say) pluckt downe in the Suborbs: and now shee professes a hot-house; which, I thinke is a very ill house too.
Esc.
How know you that?
Elb.
My wife Sir? whom I detest before heauen, and
your honour.
Esc.
How? thy wife?
Elb.
I Sir: whom I thanke heauen is an honest woman.
Esc.
Do'st thou detest her therefore?
Elb.
I say sir, I will detest my selfe also, as well as she, that this house, if it be not a Bauds house, it is pitty of her life, for it is a naughty house.
Esc.
How do'st thou know that, Constable?
Elb.
Marry sir, by my wife, who, if she had bin a woman Cardinally giuen, might haue bin accus'd in fornication, adultery, and all vncleanlinesse there.
Esc.
By the womans meanes?
Elb.
I sir, by Mistris Ouer-dons meanes: but as she spit in his face, so she defide him.
Clo.
Sir, if it please your honor, this is not so.
Elb.
Proue it before these varlets here, thou honorable man, proue it.
Esc.
Doe you heare how he misplaces?
Clo.
Sir, she came in great with childe: and longing (sauing your honors reuerence) for stewd prewyns; sir, we had but two in the house, which at that very distant time stood, as it were in a fruit dish (a dish of some three pence; your honours haue seene such dishes) they are not China-dishes, but very good dishes.
Esc.
Go too: go too: no matter for the dish sir.
Clo.
No indeede sir not of a pin; you are therein in the right: but, to the point: As I say, this Mistris Elbow, being (as I say) with childe, and being great bellied, and longing (as I said) for prewyns: and hauing but two in the dish (as I said) Master Froth here, this very man, hauing eaten the rest (as I said) & (as I say) paying for them very honestly: for, as you know Master Froth, I could not giue you three pence againe.
Fro.
No indeede.
Clo.
Very well: you being then (if you be remembred) cracking the stones of the foresaid prewyns.
Fro.
I, so I did indeede.
Clo.
Why, very well: I telling you then (if you be remembred) that such a one, and such a one, were past cure of the thing you wot of, vnlesse they kept very good diet, as I told you.
Fro.
All this is true.
Clo.
Why very well then.
Esc.
Come: you are a tedious foole: to the purpose: what was done to Elbowes wife, that hee hath cause to complaine of? Come me to what was done to her.
Clo.
Sir, your honor cannot come to that yet.
Esc.
No sir, nor I meane it not.
Clo.
Sir, but you shall come to it, by your honours leaue: And I beseech you, looke into Master Froth here sir, a man of foure-score pound a yeare; whose father died at Hallowmas: Was't not at Hallowmas Master Froth?
Fro.
Allhallond-Eue
Clo.
Why very well: I hope here be truthes: he Sir, sitting (as I say) in a lower chaire, Sir, 'twas in the bunch of Grapes, where indeede you haue a delight to sit, haue you not?
Fro.
I haue so, because it is an open roome, and good for winter.
Clo.
Why very well then: I hope here be truthes.
Ang.
This will last out a night in Russia
When nights are longest there: Ile take my leaue,
And leaue you to the hearing of the cause;
Hoping youle finde good cause to whip them all. Exit.
Esc.
I thinke no lesse: good morrow to your Lordship. Now Sir, come on: What was done to Elbowes wife, once more?
Clo.
Once Sir? there was nothing done to her once.
Elb.
I beseech you Sir, aske him what this man did to my wife.
Clo.
I beseech your honor, aske me.
Esc.
Well sir, what did this Gentleman to her?
Clo.
I beseech you sir, looke in this Gentlemans face: good Master Froth looke vpon his honor; 'tis for a good purpose: doth your honor marke his face?
Esc.
I sir, very well.
Clo.
Nay, I beseech you marke it well.
Esc.
Well, I doe so.
Clo.
Doth your honor see any harme in his face?
Esc.
Why no.
Clo.
Ile be supposd vpon a booke, his face is the worst thing about him: good then: if his face be the worst thing about him, how could Master Froth doe the Constables wife any harme? I would know that of your honour.
Esc.
He's in the right (Constable) what say you to it?
Elb.
First, and it like you, the house is a respected house; next, this is a respected fellow; and his Mistris is a respected woman.
Clo.
By this hand Sir, his wife is a more respected person then any of vs all.
Elb.
Varlet, thou lyest; thou lyest wicked varlet: the time is yet to come that shee was euer respected with man, woman, or childe.
Clo.
Sir, she was respected with him, before he married with her.
Esc.
Which is the wiser here; Iustice or Iniquitie? Is this true?
Elb.
O thou caytiffe: O thou varlet: O thou wicked Hanniball; I respected with her, before I was married to her? If euer I was respected with her, or she with me, let not your worship thinke mee the poore Dukes Officer: proue this, thou wicked Hanniball, or ile haue mine action of battry on thee.
Esc.
If he tooke you a box o'th' eare, you might haue your action of slander too.
Elb.
Marry I thanke your good worship for it: what is't your Worships pleasure I shall doe with this wicked Caitiffe?
Esc.
Truly Officer, because he hath some offences in him, that thou wouldst discouer, if thou couldst, let him continue in his courses, till thou knowst what they are.
Elb.
Marry I thanke your worship for it: Thou seest thou wicked varlet now, what's come vpon thee. Thou art to continue now thou Varlet, thou art to continue.
Esc.
Where were you borne, friend?
Froth.
Here in Vienna, Sir.
Esc.
Are you of fourescore pounds a yeere?
Froth.
Yes, and't please you sir.
Esc.
So: what trade are you of, sir?
Clo.
A Tapster, a poore widdowes Tapster.
Esc.
Your Mistris name?
Clo.
Mistris Ouer-don.
Esc.
Hath she had any more then one husband?
Clo.
Nine, sir: Ouer-don by the last.
Esc.
Nine? come hether to me, Master Froth; Master Froth, I would not haue you acquainted with Tapsters; they will draw you Master Froth, and you wil hang them: get you gon, and let me heare no more of you.
Fro.
I thanke your worship: for mine owne part, I neuer come into any roome in a Tap-house, but I am drawne in.
Esc.
Well: no more of it Master Froth: farewell: Come you hether to me, M. Tapster: what's your name Mr. Tapster?
Clo.
Pompey.
Esc.
What else?
Clo.
Bum, Sir.
Esc.
Troth, and your bum is the greatest thing about you, so that in the beastliest sence, you are Pompey the great; Pompey, you are partly a bawd, Pompey; howsoeuer you colour it in being a Tapster, are you not? come, tell me true, it shall be the better for you.
Clo.
Truly sir, I am a poore fellow that would liue.
Esc.
How would you liue Pompey? by being a bawd? what doe you thinke of the trade Pompey? is it a lawfull trade?
Clo.
If the Law would allow it, sir.
Esc.
But the Law will not allow it Pompey; nor it shall not be allowed in Vienna.
Clo.
Do's your Worship meane to geld and splay all the youth of the City?
Esc.
No, Pompey.
Clo.
Truely Sir, in my poore opinion they will too't then: if your worship will take order for the drabs and the knaues, you need not to feare the bawds.
Esc.
There is pretty orders beginning I can tell you: It is but heading, and hanging.
Clo.
If you head, and hang all that offend that way but for ten yeare together; you'll be glad to giue out a Commission for more heads: if this law hold in Vienna ten yeare, ile rent the fairest house in it after three pence a Bay: if you liue to see this come to passe, say Pompey told you so.
Esc.
Thanke you good Pompey; and in requitall of your prophesie, harke you: I aduise you let me not finde you before me againe vpon any complaint whatsoeuer; no, not for dwelling where you doe: if I doe Pompey, I shall beat you to your Tent, and proue a shrewd Casar to you: in plaine dealing Pompey, I shall haue you whipt; so for this time, Pompey, fare you well.
Clo.
I thanke your Worship for your good counsell;
but I shall follow it as the flesh and fortune shall better determine. Whip me? no, no, let Carman whip his Iade, The valiant heart's not whipt out of his trade. Exit.
Esc.
Come hether to me, Master Elbow: come hither Master Constable: how long haue you bin in this place of Constable?
Elb.
Seuen yeere, and a halfe sir.
Esc.
I thought by the readinesse in the office, you had continued in it some time: you say seauen yeares together.
Elb.
And a halfe sir.
Esc.
Alas, it hath beene great paines to you: they do you wrong to put you so oft vpon't. Are there not men in your Ward sufficient to serue it?
Elb.
'Faith sir, few of any wit in such matters: as they are chosen, they are glad to choose me for them; I do it for some peece of money, and goe through with all.
Esc.
Looke you bring mee in the names of some sixe or seuen, the most sufficient of your parish.
Elb.
To your Worships house sir?
Esc.
To my house: fare you well: what's a clocke, thinke you?
Iust.
Eleuen, Sir.
Esc.
I pray you home to dinner with me.
Iust.
I humbly thanke you.
Esc.
It grieues me for the death of Claudio
But there's no remedie:
Iust.
Lord Angelo is seuere.
Esc.
It is but needfull.
Mercy is not it selfe, that oft lookes so,
Pardon is still the nurse of second woe:
But yet, poore Claudio; there is no remedie.
Come Sir. Exeunt.