The Book of Nonsense/There was an Old Man of the West (1)

by Edward Lear

For works with similar titles, see There was an Old Man of the West.

 

There was an Old Man of the West,
Who wore a pale plum-coloured vest;
⁠When they said, "Does it fit?"
⁠He replied, "Not a bit!"
That uneasy Old Man of the West.