No. 8 from More Nonsense Pictures, Rhymes, Botany, etc. 3rd Book of Nonsense (1872)
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There was an old man of Three Bridges,
Whose mind was distracted by midges,
He saate on a wheel,
Eating underdone veal,
Which relieved that old man of Three Bridges.
<Publ. 1872>