There was an old person of Stroud
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There was an old person of Stroud,
Who was horribly jammed in a crowd;
Some she slew with a kick,
Some she scrunched with a stick,
That impulsive old person of Stroud.
<Publ. 1872>
This work was published before January 1, 1926, and is in the public domain worldwide because the author died at least 100 years ago.