The Canadian Soldiers' Song Book/Would You Believe It

From Yes, Uncle! (1916).

21—WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT? (Yes, Uncle)

Really, you'd hardly believe it.
Still you must take it or leave it,
I'm learning to sing at a College at Kew,
I'm taught by a lady from twelve until two,
So that's where you get to—
And very nice, too!
Really? Yes! Would you believe it?