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FOO-FOO THE FIRST.
"Sanctify the ground with the touch of thy foot, that we may eat the dirt and be ennobled!"
"Deign to spit upon us, O sire, that our children's children may tell of thy princely condescension, and be proud and happy forever!"
"THRONE HIM."But the humorous tinker made the "hit" of the evening and carried off the honors. Kneeling, he pretended to kiss the king's foot, and was indignantly spurned; whereupon he went about begging for a rag to paste over the place upon his face which had been touched by the foot, saying it must be preserved from contact with the vulgar air, and that he should make his fortune by going on the highway and exposing it to view at the rate of a hundred shillings a sight. He
