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A MASQUE OF TEACHERS


3rd Teacher:
My husband's wise and well—the creature!

Board:
Then you can never be a teacher.

3rd Teacher:
Wait. For I led him such a life
He could not stand me as a wife;
Last Michaelmas, he ran away.

Board:
Her husband hates her, Hip, hurray!

Chorus by Board:
Now we have found
Without a doubt,
By process sound
And well thought out,
Each candidate
Is fit in truth
To educate
The mind of youth.
No teacher need apply to us
Whose married life's harmonious.

(Curtain.)

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