the advantages of neither) of having a picnic with servants to wait upon you, had not yet reached this out-of-the-way region——and of course the gentlemen did not even take their places until the ladies had been duly provided with all imaginable creature-comforts. Then I supplied myself with a plate of something solid and a glass of something fluid, and found a place next to Lady Muriel.
It had been left vacant——apparently for Arthur, as a distinguished stranger: but he had turned shy, and had placed himself next to the young lady In spectacles, whose high rasping voice had already cast loose upon Society such ominous phrases as " Man is a bundle of Qualities!", "the Objective Is only attainable through the Subjective!". Arthur was bearing it bravely: but several faces wore a look of alarm, and I thought it high time to start some less metaphysical topic.
"In my nursery days," I began, *'when the weather didn't suit for an out-of-doors picnic, we were allowed to have a peculiar kind, that we enjoyed hugely. The table cloth was laid under the table, instead of upon it: we sat
