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the goodman and his mother, he being a young man and unmarried, as I underſtood, and formerly their ſowens had been too thin; ſo the goodman being a ſworn birly man of that barony, came to ſurvey the ſowens before they went on the fire, and actually ſwore they were o'er thin, and ſhe ſwore by her conſcience they would be thick enough if ill hands and ill een baed awa frae them: A ſweet be here mither, ſaid he, do ye think that I'm a witch; witch here or witch there, ſaid the wife, ſwearing by her ſaul and that was nae banning, ſhe ſaid, they'll be good ſubſtantial meat a' what ſay ye chapman? Indead goodwife, ſaid I ſowens is but ſaft meat at the beſt but if ye make them thick enough, and put a good lump of butter in them, they'll do very well for a ſupper; I trow ſae lad, ſaid ſhe, ye hae ſome ſenſe; ſo the old woman put on the pot with her ſowens, and went to milk her cows, leaving me to ſteer; the goodman her ſon, as ſoon as ſhe went out, he took a great cag full of water and put it into the pot amongſt the ſowens, and then went out of the houſe, and left me alone: I conſidered what ſort of a piſh the bed ſupper I was to get if I ſtaid there, thought fit to ſet out, but takes up a pitcher with water, and fills up the pot until it was running over, and then takes up my pack and comes about a mile farther that night, leaving the honeſt woman and her ſon, to ſup their wa-tery witcht ſowens, at their own leiſure.

I then turned towards the eaſt, through a place called Slamannen, and was lodged one night near a place called Tod's Bughts, where there was a boulhorn'd goodwife, but a very civil goodman! when I went in ſhe took up a diſh from the dog, wherein was a few he had left, and with a collection more from other cogs, ſhe offered them to me, which I refuſed; 'm ſaid ſhe, ye're a lordly ſort of a chapman indeed; ſo I began to divert the goodman, by telling him a deal of fine ſtories to make him laugh, but could not get near the fire; at laſt I said, O goodwife, I'll tell you knews, ay chapman, what's that,