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a mathematician to ſay what figure they deſcribed! To ſave fire, he would walk about the remains of an old green-houſe, or ſit with a ſervant in the kitchen.—---During the harveſt, he would amuſe himself with going into the fields to glean the corn on the grounds of his own tenants; and they uſed to leave a little more than common, to pleaſe the old gentleman, who was as eager after it as any pauper in the pariſh----In the advance of the ſeaſon, his morning employment was to pick up any ſtray chips, bones, or other things, to carry to the fire, in his pocket; and he was one day ſurpriſed by a neighbouring gentleman in the act of pulling down a crow's neſt for this purpoſe! Oh the gentleman cxpreſſing his ſurpriſe why he gave himſelf that trouble, Oh, Sir, replied he, is is really a shame that there creatures ſhould be allowed to do ſo. Do but ſee what waſte they make!

He ſtill rode about the country on one of his mares; and always kept her on the ſoft turf adjoining the road, to ſave the expenſe of ſhoes ; and, he ſaid, the turf was most pleaſant for her foot! And when any gentleman called to pay him a viſit, and the boy, who attended in the stables, was profuse enough to put a little hay before his horſe, old Elwes would ſlily ſteal back into the ſtable, and take away the hay very carefully.

To ſave the expence of going to a butcher, he would have a whole ſheep killed and ſo eat mutton to the end of the chapter ---- When he occaſionally had his (illegible text) drawn, though, ſometimes