'Read that to me,' said I, 'if you know Greek.'
He took it, and he looked at it this way, and that way, and not a bit of him could make it out.
'Bedad, I've forgotten my Greek,' said he.
'You're telling a lie,' said I.
'I'm not,' said he; 'it's the divil a bit I can read it.'
Then I took the book back into my hand, and said to him—
'It's the sorra a word of Greek you ever knew in your life, for there's not a word of Greek in that book, and not a bit of you knew.'
He told me another story of the only time he had heard Irish spoken during his voyages:
One night I was in New York, walking in the streets with some other men, and we came upon two women quarrelling in Irish at the door of a public-house.
'What's that jargon?' said one of the men.
'It's no jargon,' said I.
'What is it?' said he.
'It's Irish,' said I.
Then I went up to them, and you know, sir, there is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. The moment I spoke to them
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