nearly died away, and continuing to make La Fontaine speak, "and what was the result of the duel?"
"The result was, that on the ground my opponent disarmed me, and then made an apology, promising never again to set foot in my house."
"And you considered yourself satisfied?" said Molière.
"Not at all; on the contrary, I picked up my sword. 'I beg your pardon, monsieur,' I said. 'I have not fought you because you were my wife's friend, but because I was told I ought to fight. So, as I have never known any peace save since you made her acquaintance, do me the pleasure to continue your visits as heretofore, or, morbleu! let us set to again.' And so," continued La Fontaine, "he was compelled to resume his friendship with madame, and I continue to be the happiest of husbands."
All burst out laughing. Molière alone passed his hand across his eyes. Why? Perhaps to wipe away a tear, perhaps to smother a sigh. Alas! we know that Moliere was a moralist, but he was not a philosopher.
"’Tis all the same," he said, returning to the topic of the conversation, "Pellisson has insulted you."
"Ah, truly; I had already forgotten it."
"And I am going to challenge him on your behalf."
"Well, you can do so, if you think it indispensable."
"I do think it indispensable, and I am going to———"
"Stay!" exclaimed La Fontaine. "I want your advice."
"Upon what? this insult?"
"No; tell me really, now, whether lumière does not rhyme with ornière."
"I should make them rhyme — ah! I knew you would — and I have made a hundred thousand such rhymes in my time."
"A hundred thousand!" cried La Fontaine, "four times as many as La Pucelle, which Monsieur Chaplain is meditating. Is it also on this subject too that you have composed a hundred thousand verses?"
"Listen to me, you eternally absent creature," said Molière.
"It is certain," continued La Fontaine, "that légume, for instance, rhymes with posthmne."
"In the plural, above all."
"Yes, above all, in the plural, seeing that then it rhymes not with three letters, but with four; as ornière does with lumière."
"But ornières and lumières in the plural, my dear Pellis-
