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PEER

My story, Sir Pen, is, to put it briefly:
I'm a blank sheet of paper that no one will write on.

HUSSEIN

No man understands in the least what I'm good for;
they all want to use me for scattering sand with!

PEER

I was in a woman's keeping a silver-clasped book;-
it's one and the same misprint to be either mad or sane!

HUSSEIN [with high leap].

Just fancy, what an exhausting life:
to be a pen and never taste the edge of a knife!

PEER

Just fancy, for a reindeer to leap from on high-
to fall and fall-and never feel the ground beneath your
hoofs!

HUSSEIN

A knife! I am blunt;-quick, mend me and slit me!
The world will go to ruin if they don't mend my point for me! !

PEER

A pity for the world which, like other self-made things,
was reckoned by the Lord to be so excellently good.