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THE FIRST ACT
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thing he sets out to get, but half the time he don’t never find out he ain’t got it.

Joe

Oh, if you’re goin’ off on that tack!

Father McKee

It’s the tack life travels on, with the help of Almighty God.

Joe

What the hell! Life ain’t so bad.

Father McKee

I’m delighted to hear you say so!

Joe

[He has returned the exhibits to the drawer.] I never put over anything half so good myself!

Father McKee

Do you think Tony’s goin’ to put it over?

Joe

Wait and see.

Father McKee

Well, I don’t know how I can approve of this weddin’, but I’m willin’ to give it the benefit of my sanc-