Z FOR THIS ZEBU,
who (like all Zebus)
Is held divine by scrupulous Hindoos.
(Von Kettner writes it "Zebu"; Wurst "Zebu";
I split the difference and use the two.
Idolatry, as you are well aware,
Is highly reprehensible. But there,
We needn't bother,—when we get to Z
Our interest in the Alphabet is dead.