Elegy in memory of that valiant champion, Sir Robert Grierson of Lag; who died Decem. 23d, 1733

Elegy in memory of that valiant champion, Sir Robert Grierson of Lag; who died Decem. 23d, 1733 (1840s)

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An ELEGY in Memory of that valiant Champion, Sir Robert Grierson of Lag; who died Decem. 23d, 1733.

WHAT fatal news is this I hear!
On earth who shall my standard bear?
Lag, who was my champion brave
Is dead , and now laid in his grave,
The want of him is a great grief;
He was my manager and chief,
Who fought my kingdom to promove,
And to my laws he had great love.
Could such a furious fiend as I
Shed tears, my cheeks would never dry;
But I would mourn both night and day,
Cause Lag from earth is ta'en away.
It is no wonder I am sad,
A better friend I never had.
Thro' all the large tract of his time,
He never did my ways decline:
He was my trusty constant liege,
Who at all times did me oblige.
But now, what shall I think or say?
By death at last he's ta'en away.
He was a man of meikle zeal,
Who in my service did not fail;
He was no coward to relent,
No man dare say he did repent
O the good service done to me;
For as he liv'd so did he die;
He bore my image on his brow,
My service he did still avow.
He had no other deitie,
But this world, the flesh and me;
Unto us he did homage pay,
And did us worship every day.
The thing that he delighted in,
Was that which pious folk call sin,
Adult'ry, whoredom, and such vice,
Such pleasures were his paradise.
To curse, to swear, and to blaspheme,
He gloried in, and thought no shame.
To excess he drank beer and wine,
Till he was drunken like a swine;
No sabbath day regarded he,
But spent it in profanity;
'Mongst other vices, as some say,
He ravish'd virgins on that day.
But that which rais'd his fame so hie,
Was the good service done to me,
In bearing of a deadly sead
'Gainst people who did pray and read;
And fought my kingdom to impair,
These were the folk he did not spare.
Any who reads the scriptures thro',
I'm sure they'll find but very few
Of my best friends that's mention'd there,
That could with Grier of Lag compare.
Tho' Cain was a bloody man,
He to Lag's latchets never came,
In shedding of the blood of those,
Who did my laws and ways oppose,
He did resemble Pharoah near,
In this, that he shook off all fear,
Harden'd his heart, would not obey
But fought the Israelites to stay.
Like Saul who David did pursue,
He rais'd on them the cry and hue;
And cruelly he did oppress,
Such as religion did profess.

Doeg the Edomite did stay
Fourscore and five priests in one day;
But if you'll take the will for deed,
Brave Lag did Doeg far exceed.
He of the blood-royal was come,
Of Ahab he was a true son;
For he did sell himself to me,
To work sin and iniquity

Herod for me had great zeal,
Tho' his main purpose far did fail,
He many slew by a decree;
But did not toil so much for me
As Lag, who in his person went
To every place where he was sent,
To persecute both man and wife,
Who he knew led a pious life.

Brave CLAVERS flourish'd in his day,
And many lives did take away.
He to Rome's cause most firmly stood,
And drunken was with the saints blood,
Which in abundance he did shed,
Of those who from his preference fled
In moss and mountain, cleugh and glen,
Were slaughter'd by his Highland-men,
He was a terror where he came
To all the followers of the Lamb.
With great industry and fatigue,
He labour'd to root out that feed;
That where he came none might remain,
Who in the least did me defame.
He rifl'd houses and did plunder,
In moor and dale many a hunder,
He all the shires in south and west
With blood and rapine sore opprest.
He to his utmost did contrive
How he might make my kingdom thrive,
And how he should bring down all those,
That did my government oppose.
His mischief never prosper'd ill,
Except one time near Lowdon-hill,
Where shamefully he did retreat,
Before a few who did him beat,
Till more assistance I did give,
And then brave Clavers did revive,
With fury then and hellish rage,
He did these wanderers engage,
And sought their utter overthrow,
In every place where he did go.
When they were dead such was his rage,
Nor less his fury could asswage
Than raise them up, 'bove earth to ly,
As trophies of his victory.
He was made Viscount of Dundee,
For venturing his all for me.
This honor he enjoy'd not long;
Soon after this he was ta'en home;
By sudden fate at last he fell
At Killicranky, near Dunkel.
No longer could he serve me here;
But Lag surviv'd for many a year,
And constantly stood to his post,
When many a champion brave was lost.

Brave CHARLES STEWART of renown,
The best that ever wore a crown;
For whoredom and adultery,
For incest and profanity,
For falshood and for treachery,
For drunk'nness and for perjury;
He neither word nor oath regarded;
With gibbets he his friends rewarded;
With oppositon when he did meet,
He then did play the hypocrite,
And feign'd himself for reformation,
When he intended deformation.
At Spey and Scoon within a year,
The covenants he twive did swear ;
And at Dumferline did profess
his sorrow for his naughtiness;
But that was all to get the crown,
That he the better might bring down
That covenanted Presbyt'rie,
That was so opposite to me.
For afterwards he did rescind
These covenants no more to bind;
And solemnly he gave command
To burn them by the hangmans hand.
He caus'd the nations to abjure
What they call'd reformation pure.
Brave Prelacy he did restore,
As it in Scotland was before.
And so this Dagon he caus'd bow
Scotsmen contrary to their vow.
He many a conscience did defile,
Which made me on his court to smile:
Malignants he advanced high,
Cause they good subjects were to me:
He tolerated heresy,
All error and profanity:
A blasphemous supremacie
Over the church usurped he;
And granted an Indulgency,
Thereby to ruin Presbyt'ry ;
My sceptre he did bravely sway,
And punisht those that did gainsay,
By tortures that were most severe,
By prisoning and loss of gear;
And cruel murders many a way,
Because they from my laws did stray:
But kindness he did ever bear
To all the Popish far and near;
No Pope in Rome did ewer dwell;
That could this noble prince excel.
For in a word he did advance
My kingdom more than Rome or France;
Neither Spain nor Germany
Had so much true zeal for me;
He reigned long, but at the last,
His brother York gave him a cast,
He poison'd him and made him die;
And sent him home to my country,
To Tophet, that's both wide and large,
Which he chus'd for his heritage.

Great MIDLETON, that man of might
My service he did never slight
To work he furiously did go,
The covenants to overthrow:
He like Nehushtan did them treat;
Like Almanacks that's out of date.
He did rescind their force and power;
And solemnly made them abjure,
He nullified all acts and laws
That favoured the scripture-cause:
And ruin'd many a family,
For nought but non-conformity;
If hirelings they would not hear,
Their purse he punish'd most severe:
He made the south of Scotland feel,
His gripping claws were made of steel,
They were so crooked, hard and sharp,
They pierc'd men s sustance to the heart;
The king's commission while he did bear,
Then lost their conscience, life or gear:
But Charles too soon him discarded;
Yet I his kindness well rewarded,
And this I hope he'll not deny,
Once now he lives as well as I

FLETCHER, my friend, he was the first,
As advocate, who did insist
Against the Whigs, in the king's name,
To bring them to an open shame:
Charles my son did him install,
To bring these rebels under thrall,
Who still for covenants were pleading,
To justify their old proceeding:
He labour'd very earnestly
To please his sovereign and me,
By rooting out base Presbyt'ry
And planting noble Prelacy;
By banishing some far away,
That us'd my dictates to gainsay;
By sumptuous fines, making them poor;
That never could my yoke endure;
By shutting up in prison strong
These men who did my interest wrong;
And thirsting so the blood of them
Who did my government contemn:
His malice was so set on fire,
That nothing could quench his desire,
And Argyll, mine enemy,
Was brought condignly for to die;
And Guthery who did me oppose,
By hanging he his days did close,
And Wariston the worst of all,
By my friend Fletcher he did fall:
Thus wonderfully he did please me,
When of these rebels he did ease me;
For which good service he doth fit
Among the princes of my pit.

And my dear cousin Provost MILL,
Burnt covenants, yet thought no ill,
At Lithgow-cross, with more disgrace
Than ever was at any place.
He burnt Lex Rex, and other books
Which sowrly on my interest looks;
And many acts of kirk and state,
Which he knew well that I did hate,
'Cause they advanc'd a reformation,
That shook my kingdom thro' the nation
He burnt old brechems, roakes and reel,
Also the picture of the De'il;
I mean myself, 'cause he did think
My effigies would make all stink;
That he burnt on that solemn day,
Upon the twenty-ninth of May.
But my dear cousin was mista'en,
The covenants remain'd in fame,
By some that did love them so well,
That with their blood they did them seal
Yet Provost MILL was not to blame,
Since he so basely did defame
All covenants, all acts and laws
That favour'd the Fanatic cause:
Himself to me did surrender,
And for a time liv'd in great splendor;
Beloved well of all my friends,
Till at the last he lost his means;
And fell in want and poverty,
Which made him to the Abbay fly.
He who the covenants did burn,
A cheating bankrupt did become;
He lost his senses, turn'd demented,
And none but me his case lamented;
And at the end of all did die,
Bemoaned by no man but me:
I did him visit in distress,
Where he is now you'll eas'ly guess.
TURNER did Galloway invade,
And took from many what they had,
He spared neither old nor young,
That plunder'd all where he did come,
Most savagely he did them treat,
And without mercy some did beat.
He spoil'd that country cruelly
And acted like a man for me.
A very hellish life he led,
As in my cave he had been bred;
Carsphairn can well testify,
The cursing and prophanity
The outrages committed there,
(The half of which might file the air)
By Turner and his company,
Which wonderfully pleased me.

DALZEL who fought at Pentland-hill,
And many of my foes did kill;
And others prisoners did lead,
Who, after quarters, were hang'd dead.
A downright Atheist he turn,
And ruin'd all where he did come
That wanted the mark of the beast,
He did not spare them in the least:
He shot one Finlay at a post;
In serving me he made his boast,
He was so valiant in my cause,
And so observant of my laws,
That to commend him there's no need,
His works have prais'd him since he's dead.

NISBIT of Dirltown in my stead,
In open courts 'gainst Whigs did plead;
And to the gallows did pursue
The Pentland-men, who did renew
The covenants at Lanark town,
Till they on gibbets were brought down:
And by his rigorous pursuing
He many other Whigs did ruin.
His great exploits pleas'd me so well,
That I his name cannot conceal,
But think fit that his deeds be told,
That so his name may be enroll'd
'Mongst other worthies on record,
Who serv'd me as their sovereign Lord.

M'KENZIE after did succeed,
As advocate for me to plead,
He turned to apostacy,
And spent his time in blasphemy,
He pled that persons might go free
For murder and for sorcery,
Bur brought them in guilty of treason,
Who were religious out of season;
By keeping Presbyt'ry in fame,
Which king and council did disclaim,
Who of their conscience were so tender,
Religion they would not surrender,
To please his majesty and court,
And turn as changes came about;
To scripture they so firmly stood,
On them I did spue out a flood,
Of mischief and calamity,
M'kenzie acted well for me;
Scripture-religion at that time,
He made it such a heinous crime,
That for it nought could satisfy,
But guilty persons they must die.
He many a saint pursu'd to death;
He feared neither hell not wrath.
His conscience was so cauteriz'd,
He refus'd nothing that I pleas’d.
For which he’s had my kindness still,
Since he his labours did fulfil.

ROTHES, like a sow in the mire,
Who of his whoredom did not tire;
But wallow d in adultery,
In cu sing and profanity,
And did allot the sabbath day,
To spend it in his game and play:
Perjur'd himself in Mitchel's case,
To ring that rebel to disgrace.
To Popery he was a good friend,
To set it up this man was keen.
His drunkenness I need not name,
My friend of this thought never shame:
He did contrive that rare engine,
That did make Hackston dree great pine;
To rip his breast my desire,
And burnt his heart quick in the fire,
Mangled his hands, and took them off,
That they might be the people's scoff,
And afterwards struck off his pow,
Set it on the Nether-bow;
And cut his body all asunder,
And plac'd it for a world's wonder,
Thus he shook off humanity,
For the respect he had to me.
At last in horror he did die,
And went to Tophet dolefully.

MONMOUTH did me a noble turn,
When he to Bothwel bridge did come,
With armed force, with power and might,
He slew, and put the Whigs to flight.
Altho' it was the sabbath-day,
He would not grant th m a delay;
But instantly did hash them down,
And took them captives to the town,
They prisoners were in the Gray-friar,
Until a false oath they did swear;
Or in the dungeons were shut close,
Where they their lives were like to lose.
Some got the gallows, some the sea,
Some hang'd, some drown'd; that pleased me.

EARLSHAL, who serv’d me many a year,
And for my interest did appear;
He serv'd his 'prentiship below,
Then to the mountains he did go,
The Cameronians to defeat,
People whom I do greatly hate.
At Airds-moss he surpriz'd that crew,
Cameron their champion he slew,
And desperately cut off his head,
Also his hands, and made him bleed.
Then in great triumph he did go,
To Edinburgh with a great show;
Much boasting that he had supprest
The Cameronians in the west;
He did produce the hands and head
Of Cameron, whom he killed dead;
For which the council did him pay
A large reward, without delay.
And I myself on him did smile,
For that great action done in Kyle;
Because that he avenged me
Upon my stated enemy.
His kindness shall not be forgot,
As long as my furnace is hot.

YORK, who great Charles did succeed,
He was my constant friend indeed,
He was bred with me all his days
And never from my laws did stray,
For he black Popery did profess,
In Scotland he set up the Mass.
A toleration he did give,
That mystery Babel might revive.
He took to him absolute power,
For to advance the Romish whore,
He stopped all the penal laws
Were made for weakning of my cause;
And gave a golden liberty
For all sorts of idolatry.
It criminal was in his day
To own the covenanted way.
For he intended in short time,
To make Pop'ry thro' Scotland shine,
That from the greatest to the least,
All men might serve the Romish beast.
He deeply sworn was to Rome,
To seek all Presbyterians doom,
To abolish the memory
Of all that oppos'd Popery.
All protestants he did despise,
And many slew without assize,
He order'd that they should be shot,
Where they were found in every spot;
By hellish soldiers, my drudges,
Whom he impower'd in place of judges,
Suspected persons for to try,
And at their pleasure make them die,
Without allowing liberty
To fit them for eternity.
He fram'd all mischiefs by a law,
To make Scotland an Aceldama;
Threatened to make a hunting-field
Of shires that would not fully yield.
He all the venom in the pit
In face of piety did spit.
He hated all malicioslie,
Had any sovereign but me.
Disdained ommon honesty,
Lov'd nothing but impiety.
He in my service posted fast,
Until his projects got a blast.
When Orange did come o'er the sea,
Like a base coward he did flee.
Then he did abdicate the crown,
And after liv'd a vagabond,
Till at St. Germains he did die,
And then he did come home to me.

I need not speak of QUEENSBERRY,
No man was loyaler than he;
He serv'd me well with all his might,
Against the Whigs with great despight.
While York s commission he did bear.
Upon them he was most severe.
By him the parliament was led;
Saints blood like water then he shed.
He confidently did declare,
They should not have time to prepare
For heaven; because he said that hell
Was too good a place for Whigs to dwell.
By that he acted to his power,
Both soul and body to devour;
Which was the only thing I sought,
Altho' to pass it was not brought.
Yet thanks be unto QUEENSBERRIE,
For his good will in serving me.

I MILTON MAXWELL must commend,
Ten Whigs at once he did condemn,
And after that he did devote
Himself, my kingdom to promote.
M'Cartney he did apprehend,
Brought him to an untimeous end,
He plagu'd the Presbyterians sore,
That dwelt on the water of Orr.
For Corsacks house he rifl'd bare,
And neither nurse nor child did spare,
But thrust them out from house and hold,
Expos'd them to hunger and cold;
He did leave nothing in that house,
That was to him of any use:
The horse, the nolt, the corn and sheep,
He every thing away did sweep.
He rang'd thro' like a greedy thief;
Took butter, cheese, mutton, and beef,
The puddings he did scarely spare,
For every thing away he bare:
Of cloath and cloaths, silver and gold,
He took far more than can be told;
The blackest sight that country saw,
Worse than Pet Baily or John Faw.
All his zeal was mixt with self,
He very greedy was of pelf.
Yet all be took but short time lasted,
The Whigs did say that it was blasted,
For all his offspring that remain,
Have none of this well-gotten gain.
When I perceiv'd that it was gone,
I out of pity brought him home;
Now Whigs may sleep in a sound skin,
They'll never get more skaith of him.

My friends that were of lower note,
In justice should not be forgot.
As Alison, who here did dree
A hell on earth, for pleasing me.
Bonshaw, more fierce than I can tell,
Who bade some sound the Whigs to hell,
And my beloved Kennaway,
Who plagu'd the hill-men every day.
And Charters that was so severe,
'Bove twenty journeys in one year
This varlet willingly did go,
To hasten the fanaticks woe.
Strahan, Murray and Annandale,
Who in my causes had great zeal.
Drummond, Streton, and bloody Reid,
Who shot my foes till they were dead.
Buchan, Inglis, and Wester-hall,
Balfour, and others great and small.
Sten-house, Maitland and Bolloch-mill,
Colzean and Windram, men of skill.
Crighton, Lauder, and many moe,
Who sought the hills-mens overthrow.
Halton, who did himself perjure,
To bring Mitchel to an ill-hour.
Lowrie of Maxwelton also,
Unto these wild-men was a foe.
And so was Craik of Stewarton,
Bailie, and these gave Smith his doom.
And all the bishops in the land
Were ready still at my command,
My statutes for to execute,
On all whom I did persecute.
Dumbarton, Bruce, and Rob Dalziel,
And other worthies I could tell,
As Ezekiel Montgomerie,
The worst fine monster that could be,
And that vile wretch call'd sheriff Hume,
That was right worthy of his room,
And old tree-legged Duncan Grant,
Who of his wickedness did vaunt.
Eglinton, Irncaple, and Lord Ross,
Who did the Whigs murder and toss,
From sixty to the revolution
Imbrew'd their hands in persecution,
They murder'd and did stigmatize
Such as my service did not please;
They banish'd them to foreign nations,
And sold them to the new plantations
With rigour great they took their gear,
'Cause they my livery would not wear.
None forwa'der among them all,
Than noble Grierson of Lag-hall,
Whole worthy actions makes him fit
In the great chair, now to sit,
'Bove Korah and his company;
For all his friendship done to me.
This honour he doth well deserve,
For he unweariedly did serve
Me, to his utmost every way,
To keep my kingdom from decay.

I must remember Bishop Sharp,
For the good service I did get
Of him, when he was here away,;
He did the Scottish kirk betray,
And all its privileges sold,
For pleasure here and love of gold;
He fill'd tho land with perjury,
And all sorts of iniquity;
And did the force of Scotland lead
To persecute the woman's feed.
Judas who did his Master fell,
And afterwards went down to hell,
Had no more mischief in his mind,
Than Sharp this noble friend of mine.
A paction past 'twixt him and me,
That I from skaith should keep him free:
I gave him sorcery 'gainst lead,
That shouting should not be his dead.
And yet this did him not secure,
He lost his life on Magus-muir.
There some stout hearted men in Fife,
With swords of steel did take his life;
And very justly did him kill,
'Cause he their brethren's blood did spill,
S this place he did descend,
But after him Lag did contend
For my kingdom many a day;
But now alas! he's ta'en away.

What shall I say? for time would fail,
To tell you of brave LAUDERDALE,
A great apostate e did prove
Because, with Balaam, he did love
The wages of iniquity,
To keep; him in prosperity;
That his beastly belly might
Have Epicurean delight:
To spend his time in carnal pleasure,
Which he esteem'd above all treasure.
He was a member among those
Who strictest models did compose,
Upon the Presbyterian side,
But quickly he from them slide.
These covenants which oft he swore,
Most solemnly he did abjure.
And tenderness h did cast off;
On scripture did droll and scoff.
To Prelate Sharp-he thought no shame,
Above Rasshakeh to blaspheme.
By habit he did curse and swear;
With harlots company did bear,
He did counsel and assist
The King, who after blood did thirst:
To bring all to a final end,
For covenants that did contend.
All public mischief in the land,
Were done at Lauderdale's command,
In Mitchel's case he did perjure
Himself, most wrongfully he swore;
For conscience he regarded not,
Himself he wholly did devote,
To serve King Charles and myself,
And to advance his worldly pelf.
Persisting in these courses still,
Did grieve and anger one Cargill;
So Charles, York, Monmouth and he,
Were all deliver'd o'er to me;
Rothes, M'Kenzie and Dalzell,
Unto my lot each man they fell,
A company of as brave men,
As ever minister did send
By such a sentence unto me ;
Whom I embrac'd most willingly.
'Cause formerly I did commend
In many things these worthy men.

Now these brave heroes I must leave,
And some few instances I'll give
Of these brave actions which Lag did,
That ought no longer to be hid,
In Galloway he was well known,
His great exploits in it was shown;
He was my general in that place,
He did the Presbyterians chase,
Thro' mosss and muir, and many a hag,
They were pursu'd by my friend Lag.
Saints monuments that's here and there,
If any will to them repair,
'Mongst others there they'll read his name,
And know he was a man of fame.
On many there he forc'd the test,
By perjury them sore opprest.
And when he brought them to disgrace,
He mocked them unto their face.
From others he did take their gear,
He neither mercy had nor fear,
Yet this did not his wrath allay,
For others he did seek to stay.
Cusine and Gordon near Hall-hill,
He took their life, their blood to spill;
And left them hanging on a tree,
For disobedience to me.
John Bell of White-side he did stay,
And would not give him time to pray;
And other four in that same hour
He shot upon Kirkconnel-muir.
Mayfield, Clement and Irlingtown,
Macrabet also he brought down;
And made them all a sacrifice,
His hellish fury to appease.
Two men in in Twingham some did find,
And with hair-tethers did them bind,
Like sheep for slaughter there they lay,
George Short and David Haliday.
Till Lag came up, and gave command
To kill them quickly out of hand.
Against them he had such despite,
He would not let them live one night,
So in that posture they were shot
Most cruelly upon the spot.
Lachlane and Wilson in the sea
He drown'd, 'cause they obey'd not me,
Tho' they were of the weaker sex,
No favour they of him did get,
Unto a stake he did them tye,
Because they did my laws deny.
And cruelly he took the life
Both of a young maid and a wife,
Thus Lag did conquer in the field,
Such as to me would no ways yield.
When persecuting did delay,
He serv'd me well another way.
He ever loyal was and true,
And his allegiance did renew.
And for my sake did hatred bear,
By many a person far and near.
The kirk by excommunication,
Did banish him out of their region,
Because he would not satisfy
Them for his vile adultery.
Of this sentence he was content,
He never play'd the penitent;
For he no ill in it could see,
Since they deliver'd him to me.
For he knew well that I could thole
His vices all, without controle.
That he should have peace and ease,
In doing things that I do please,
Altho' they frighted him with terror,
He was not brought to such an error
As to forsake his former way,
Or in the least from me to stray.
He c'ave as close unto my law
As any man I ever saw.
In Atheism his days did spend,
Until his time drew near an end.
hen for the fashion he did say,
That he was of the popish way;
Because a priest made him believe,
That he to him would pardon give,
And would from Purgatory bring
Him to a place where he would sing,
But that was but a forged lie,
For Lag lives hot and bien with me
It was a spite he money gave
Unto the priest, that greedy slave.
For he had neither pith nor power
To keep my friend from me an hour.
For when I heard that he was dead,
A legion or my den did lead
Him to my place of residence,
Where still he'll stay and not go hence.
For Purgatory, I must tell,
It is the lowest place in hell;
Well plenish'd with the Romish fort,
Where thousands of them do resort.
There many a Prince and Pope do dwell,
Fast fetter'd in that lower cell.
And from that place they ne'er win free,
Tho' greedy priests for gain do lie.
In making ignorants conceive,
They'll bring them from the infernal cave.
Such as do bribe them well with gold,
As heaven with pelf were bought and sold.
Sure that is but a vain deceit,
Contriv'd, by Antichrist of late;
To keep the worshippers of the Whore
Senseless in sin, blind and secure;
And to make priests look fat and fine,
Who nought but carnal things do mind,
For this is what I truly know,
They come not back from whence they go.
They who take their abode with me,
From that place they are never free.
This Lag will know, and all the rest
Who of my lodging are possest.
On earth no more they can serve me,
But still I'll have their companie.
With this I must my grief allay,
So I no more of Lag will say.

FINIS.

This work was published before January 1, 1929, and is in the public domain worldwide because the author died at least 100 years ago.

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