For other versions of this work, see To One That Smokes.
Lapsus Calami
by James Kenneth Stephen
Sincere Flattery of F. W. H. M.: To One Smoking

This Frederic W. H. Myers parody was first published here.

1788200Lapsus Calami — Sincere Flattery of F. W. H. M.: To One SmokingJames Kenneth Stephen

I. Of F. W. H. M.

1. To One that smokes.

Spare us the hint of slightest desecration,
Spotless preserve us an untainted shrine;
Not for thy sake, oh goddess of creation,
Not for thy sake, oh woman, but for mine.