shaken down a bit,' aid the Ward-room, 'and you'll like it better.' That last was impossible, but I accepted the offer.
Our cruiser was about to refit at some Dockyard or other in a few days, and I gathered that it would be no fault of the Captain, the Ward-room or the warrant officers if she did not arrive with a list of alterations and improvements as long as her mainmast. So it is with every new ship. The dear boys take her out to see what she can do, and in that process discover what she cannot do. If by any arrangement or rearrangement of stay, stanchion, davit, steam-pipe, bridge, boat-chocks, or hatchway she can, in their judgment, be improved, rest assured that the dockyard will know it by letter and voice. She never gets more than half what she wants, and so is careful to apply for thrice her needs.
DISCONTENTED AND IMPENITENT THIEVES
To her just and picturesque demands the Yard opposes the suspicion of Centuries, saying, unofficially' 'You are all a set of discontented and impenitent thieves. Go away.' The ship, considering her own comfort and well-being for the rest of the commission, replies, also unofficially: 'Ah, you're thinking of the So-and-so. She was a nest of pirates if you like-but we're good. We're the most upright ship you ever clapped eyes on, and you're the finest Yard in the Kingdom. You're up to all the ropes. There's no getting round you, and you'll pass our indents. We won't give you any trouble. Just a few minor repairs, and our own
