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CHAPTER XI.

CONQUEST OF IRELAND: UNCOMFORTABLE EFFECTS
FOLLOWING THE CULTIVATION OF AN ACQUISITORIAL
PROPENSITY.

IN 1173 occurred the conquest of Ireland, anciently called Hibernia. These people were similar to the Britons, but of their history prior to the year 400 A.D. little is known. Before Christ a race of men inhabited Ireland, however, who had their own literature, and who were advanced in the arts. This was before the introduction of the "early mass" whiskers, and prior to the days when the Orangemen had sent forth their defiant peal.

In the fifth century Ireland was converted by St. Patrick, and she became known as the Island of Saints and Scholars. To say that she has become the island of pugilists and policemen to-day would be unjust, and

"EARLY MASS" WHISKERS.

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