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The comical Adventures, &c.

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count, I can fit any where. ———D—n
the fellow! ſays another of them, what
does he mean? Turn him out of the
room!———The fervants being all buſy
at his firſt coming into tne room, plac-
ing the diſhes on the table, and put-
ting things to rights, had not obferv-
ed his coming in before; but now
hearing the gentlemen diſpute, they
ſoon found the cauſe of it, and there-
upon ſaid one of them,—Lord, gentle-
men! you will get no ſatisfaction by
ſwearing and quarreling with him;
for he is ſo deaf, that you may fire a
cannon at his ear, and he will not hear
you. He has been in the kitchen this
hour, but nobody can make him un-
derſtand a word that any body ſays
to him. They have been ready to
knock out his brains ſeveral times, but
he never underſtood them in the leaſt;
he is a poor ſimple honeſt fellow; l
dare ſay, but what has brought him
here, the Lord knows; or how you will
get him down again, the Lord knows.
—Well, well cried one of them, what
does it ſignify! ’Tis better to let him
ſtay here, now he is here; he looks
like an inoffenſive gentleman, and as