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           bed, it has not been made these two
           weeks and now it is about the time the
           maid makes all the rest, so I'll go, and
           make mine too. No, no, says his master,
           go to your plow, and I'll cause it to be
           made every night, Then, says Tom,
           I'll plow two or three furrows more, in the
           time, so Tom gained his end.
             One day a butcher came and bought
           a fine fat calf from Tom's master: and
           Tom laid it on the horse's neck, before
           the Butcher; when he was gone, now
           says Tom what will you hold master, but
           I'll steal the calf from the butcher before
           he goes two miles off? Says his master
           I'll hold a guinea you don't. Done, says
           Tom. Into the house he goes, and takes
           a good shoe of his master's and runs ano-
           ther way across a field, till he got before
           the Butcher, near the corner of a hedge,
           where there was an open and turning of
           the way; here Tom darns himself behind
           the hedge, and throws the shoe into the
           middle of the high-way; so when the
           Butcher came up riding, with his calf
           before him, Hey, said he to himself,
           there's a good shoe! if I knew how to
           get on my calf again, I would light for it
           but what signifies one shoe without its
           neighbour? So on he rides and lets it lie.