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           on the calf with chalk and water; then
           brings it out and sells it to the butcher
           which was good diversion to his master
           and other servants to see the butcher but
           his own calf again. No sooner was he
           gone with it, but Tom says, Now, master
           what will you hold but I'll steal it from
           him again, ere he goes two miles off? No
           no, says his master I'll hold no more bets
           with you; but I'll give you a shilling if
           you do it. Done, says Tom, it shall cost
           you no more; and away he runs through
           the fields, until he came before the but-
           cher, hard by the place where he stole
           the calf from him the day before; and
           there he lies down behind the hedge, and
           as the butcher came past, he put his hand
           on his mouth, and cries baw, baw, like
           a calf. The butcher hearing this, swears
           to himself, that there was the calf he had.
           lost the day before: down he comes, and
           throws the calf on the ground, gets thro'
           the hedge in all haste, thinking he had no
           more to do but to take it up; but as he
           came in at one part of the hedge, Ton
           jumped out at another, and gets the calf
           on his back; then goes over the hedge
           on the other side, and thro' the fields he
           came safely home, with the calf on his
           back, while the poor butcher spent his
           time and labour in vain, running from