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           and wept lest he should get no more mo-
           ney. O said Polly, mother, I'll wed him
           nevertheless, I love him so dearly! No
           vou foolish girl, said her mother, would
           you marry a man and die a maid? You
           don't know the end of your creation; it
           is the enjoyment of a man in bed, that
           makes women to marry, which is a plea-
           sure like Paradise, and if you wed this
           man you will live and die, and never feel
           it. Hoo, Hoo, says Tom, if l had got
           money, I needed not been this way till
           now. Money you fool, said the old wo-
           man, there's not such a thing to be got
           for money in all England, Ay, says Tom,
           there's a doctor in Newcastle, will make
           me as able as any other man for ten gui-
           neas. Ten guineas, said she, I'll give him
           fifty guineas if he will, but here is twelve,
           and go to him directly, and see what he
           can do, and then come again and wed my
           child, or she and I will both die for thy
           sake. Tom having now got twelve gui-
           neas more of their money, got all things
           ready, and early next morning, set out
           for Newcastle, but instead of going there
           he came to old Scotland, and left Polly
           and her mother to think upon him. In
           about two weeks thereafter, when he
           was not like to return, nor so much as
           any word from him, the old woman and