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         gets on the bauk, and gives it a swing,
         so that the pikes in the end of it, came
         with full drive against the horses's back-
         side, which made him fling and the more
         he flung and struck at it, it rebounded
         back and struck him again; the battle
         lasted with great fury for a long time,
         which was good fun for Tom, until his
         father hearing some noise in the stable,
         came in to know the matter, and was
         surprised to see the poor animal tanning
         his own hide, with his legs all cut and
         bloody! he cut the rope and the battle
         was ended; but the poor horse would
         never afterwards kick at any thing that
         came behind him.
           It happened one day that Tom went
         a fishing, and brought home a few small
         fish, which his grandmother's cat snapt
         up in the dark. So Tom to have justice
         of the cat for so doing, catches her, and
         puts her into a little tub, or cog, then
         sets her adrift in a small mill-dam., order-
         ing her to go a fishing for herself; then
         sets two or three dogs upon her, and a
         most terrible sea fight ensued as ever
         was seen on fresh water; for if any
         of the dogs, when attempting to board
         her, set up their noses, baudrins came fly-
         ing to that place, to repulse them with her
         claws; then the vessel was like to be