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         So Tom goes to a butcher, and gets a
         raw pudding, and fills it with blood and
         water, and puts it within the waistband
         of his breeches, then goes to school the
         next clay, and as his master was sitting
         with his back to the fire, Tom lights a
         piece of paper, and sets his wig in a low,
         which burnt for some time unperceived,
         until the flames came fiizzing about his
         ears; he first put out the flames by
         tramping on the wig, and being informed
         that Tom did it, flies to him in a rage,
         ordering him to loose his breeches, but
         Tom told him he was never so mad.----
         Then he drew his knife, whips poor Tom
         over his knee, and with a great struggle
         cuts the waistband of his breeches; but
         thro' pudding and all, so that the blood
         gushed out, and Tom cried out Murder
         Murder! Murder! and down he fell:
           The poor Dominie ran out of the school
         crying and wringing his hands. Word
         flew about that he was sticked by the Do-
         minie, which made the people come run-
         ning from several parts of the country,
         round about to see how it was: but upon
         searching him, they found the empty
         pudding, which soon discovered all the
         fraud. Then two men had to get horses
         and ride after the poor Dominie, who
         had by this time got two or three miles