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LESS bread! more taxes! 293 The Professor laughed violently : then he gazed at them through his great spectacles, for a minute or two, without speaking. At last he addressed Bruno. "I hope you have had a good night, my child?" Bruno looked puzzled. "Fs had the same night 00 ve had," he replied. "There's only been one night since yes- terday!" It was the Professor's turn to look puzzled now. He took off his spectacles, and rubbed them with his handker- chief. Then he gazed at them again. Then he turned to the Warden. "Are they bound?" he enquired. "No, we aren't," said Bruno, who thought himself quite able to answer this question. The Professor shook his head sadly. "Not even half- bound?" "Why would we be half-bound?" said Bruno. "We're not prisoners!" But the Professor had forgotten all about them by this time, and was speaking to the Warden again. "You'll be glad to hear," he was saying, "that the Barometer's begin- ning to move " "Well, which way?" said the Warden — adding to the children, "Not that / care, you know. Only he thinks it affects the weather. He's a wonderfully clever man, you know. Sometimes he says things that only the Other Pro- fessor can understand. Sometimes he says things that no- body can understand! Which way is it. Professor? Up or down?" "Neither!" said the Professor, gently clapping his hands. "It's going sideways — if I may so express myself." "And what kind of weather does that produce?" said the Warden. "Listen children! Now you'll hear some- thing worth knowing!"