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that not the beauty of my person, but the accomplishments of my mind, had gained your affections; happy for me, if this be true, for I cannot longer boast of those personal charms, with which my looking-glass once flattered me, I have lost one of my eyes; I am deprived of a leg; but they are gone in an honourable cause, I hope my dear Caroline will give me no reason to regret their loss.—I did not think proper to see yon, till you were previously prepare for my reception; for fear my appearance might not only shock but disgust. If therefore you are equally anxious, as I am, for an interview, signify it by an immediate reply, and if agreeable I shall fly on the wings of love to prove myself,—Your devoted servant.
The Lady's Answer.
Dear William,—If I grieve and seem unhappy at your misfortunes, my sorrow, believe me, is pure, and proceeds from anxious apprehension that your health may thereby be impaired. I prayed to heaven to preserve your life; it is preserved, and I am thankful. Oh ! then let me see you as soon as possible, and believe me,—Your sincere.
A Love Letter.—Two ways of reading.
Madam,—The great love and tenderness I have hitherto expressed for you (is false, and I now feel that my indifference towards you) increases every day; and the more I see of you, the more (you appear ridiculous in mine eyes, and an object of contempt.) I feel inclined, and in every respect disposed and determined to (hate you. Believe me, I never had the least inclination to) offer you my hand. Our last conversation has, I assure you, (left a tedious and wretched insipidity, which by no means has) possessed me with the most exalted opinion of your character. (Your
