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CYRANO DE BERGERAC
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The Bore

[running away].

Help! Call the Guard!

Cyrano.

Help! Call the Guard! Take notice, boobies all,
Who find my visage's centre ornament
A thing to jest at,—that it is my wont—
An if the jester's noble—ere we part
To let him taste my steel, and not my boot!

De Guiche

[who, with the Marquises, has come down from the stage].

But he becomes a nuisance!

The Viscount de Valvert

[shrugging his shoulders].

But he becomes a nuisance! Swaggerer!

De Guiche.

Will no one put him down?…

The Viscount.

Will no one put him down?… No one? But wait!
I'll treat him to… one of my quips!… See here!…

[He goes up to Cyrano, who is watching him, and with a conceited air.]

Sir, your nose is… hm… it is… very big!

Cyrano

[gravely].

Very!

The Viscount

[laughing].

Very! Ha!