"You are lying," said Nozdrev without even letting him finish. "Yes, you are lying my good friend."
Chichikov himself perceived that his device had been a clumsy one, and his pretext weak. "I must tell him straight out," he said to himself as he pulled his wits together.
"Should I tell you the truth," he added aloud, "I must beg of you not to repeat it. The truth is that I am thinking of getting married. But, unfortunately, my betrothed's father and mother are very ambitious people, and do not want me to marry her, since they desire the bridegroom to own not less than three hundred souls, whereas I own but a hundred and fifty, and that number is not sufficient."
"Again you are lying," said Nozdrev.
"Then look here; I have been lying only to this extent." And Chichikov marked off upon his little finger a minute portion.
"Nevertheless I will bet my head that you have been lying throughout."
"Come, come! That is not very civil of you. Why should I have been lying?"
"Because I know you, and know that you are a regular skinflint. I say that in all friendship. If I possessed any power over you I should hang you to the nearest tree."
This remark hurt Chichikov, for at any time he disliked expressions gross or offensive to decency, and never allowed any one—no, not even persons of the highest rank—to behave towards him with an undue measure of familiarity. Consequently his sense of umbrage on the present occasion was unbounded.
"By God, I would hang you!" repeated Nozdrev. "I say this frankly, and not for the purpose of offending you, but simply to communicate to you my friendly opinion."
"To everything there are limits," retorted Chichikov stifly. "If you want to indulge in speeches of that sort you had better return to the barracks."
However, after a pause he added:
"If you do not care to give me the serfs, why not sell them?"
"Sell them? I know you, you rascal! You wouldn't give me very much for them, would you?"
"A nice fellow! Look here. What are they to you? So many diamonds, eh?"
"I thought so! I know you!"
"Pardon me, but I could wish that you were a member of the Jewish persuasion. You would give them to me fast enough then."
