It Will be Fine Tomorrow
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- A maidservant appears with some change from the bill.)
- Maid.—I’m sorry to have kept you so long. Here is your change. Sir.
- Husband.—(picks out coins from the change and hands them to the maid) Will you give this tip to your clerk, but I am sorry it is rather small.
- Maid.—It is very kind of you, Sir, but it’s our rule never to accept tips from our patrons.
- Husband.—Oh, really! I’m sorry … what shall I do about it then? … Oh, well … you had better keep it yourself.
- Maid.—It is really very kind of you. Sir.
- Husband.—By the way, what is the name of that other girl who waited upon us several times? I mean the one who walks rather heavily?
- Wife.—Oh, how rude you are!
- Husband.—It isn’t rude. She does walk heavily, doesn’t she? … Anyhow, please call her … and also that young man in charge of the bath … and, by the way, is he dumb?
- Maid.—No, Sir. he is only rather silent. He never talks to anyone unless it is absolutely necessary, Sir.
- Husband.—Such a fellow will never find it necessary!
- Maid.—Please tell me when your bags are ready, Sir, and I will help you with them. (She goes out.)
- Wife.—How much did you give her?
- Husband.—Don’t worry about that, my dear. Anyone would think you were wife of the manager of some
