Everybody's Book
of
English Wit and Humour.
A Sense of Loneliness.
"All the world," said an old Quaker to his wife, "is queer, except thee and me—and thee is a little queer."
Seeking Information, and—Finding It.
Coleridge was acknowledged to be a bad rider. One day, riding through a street, he was accosted by a would-be wit: "I say, do you know what happened to Baalam?"
Came the answer sharp and quick: "The same as happened to me. An ass spoke to him!"
Related — By Marriage.
As my wife and I, at the window one day,
Stood watching a man with a monkey,
A cart came by, with a "broth of a boy,"
Who was driving a stout little donkey.
To my wife I then spoke, by way of a joke,
"There's a relation of yours in that carriage;"
To which she replied, as the donkey she spied,
"Ah yes, a relation—By Marriage!"
Temperance (and Intemperance) in Three Words.
Theodore Hook, when dining with the author of a work called "Three Words to the Drunkard," was asked to review it. "Oh, my dear fellow, that I have already done in three words—pass the bottle."
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