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worth seeing. Now if you are interested in beautiful roses, there is Alexandra's own little rose-garden—— [Alexandra rises.]

Albert—Oh, yes.

Beatrice—[Sweetly.] The roses are her pride and joy . . . and there are some rare specimens among them.

Albert—[Without enthusiasm.] Splendid! [His eyes seek out Wunderlich.]

Wunderlich—[Comes forward.] Your highness may be interested in . . . the new dairy I saw here yesterday. An absolutely modern innovation. They milk the cows by vacuum.

Albert—By vacuum?

Wunderlich—Yes, your highness.

Albert—Like sucking up dust from a carpet?

Wunderlich—Exactly. It is most interesting.

Albert—But that sounds quite fantastic. One really must look at it. I have never seen anything like that before. [Alexandra sits down.] And did you have it installed yourself, Aunt Beatrice?

Beatrice—I installed it as an experiment.

Albert—You are really a remarkable woman.

Beatrice—If I may say so, Albert, the dairy is quite far from here.

Albert—All the better. We need a little exercise.