down-hill, we should fly. When she asked him the other day what the fore-yard was, he said it was the front yard, the open area in the front end of the ship. That man has a good deal of learning stored up, and the girl is likely to get it all.
Afternoon. Crossed the equator. In the distance it looked
like a blue ribbon stretched across the ocean. Several passengers
kodak’d it. We had no fool ceremonies, no fantastics, no horseplay. All that sort of thing has gone out. In old times a
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WATCHING FOR THE BLUE RIBBON.
sailor, dressed as Neptune, used to come in over the bows, with
his suite, and lather up and shave everybody who was crossing the equator for the first time, and then cleanse these unfortunates by swinging them from the yard-arm and ducking them three times in the sea. This was considered funny. Nobody knows why. No, that
is not true. We do know why. Such a thing could never be
funny on land; no part of the old-time grotesque performances
gotten up on shipboard to celebrate the passage of the line
could ever be funny on shore—they would seem dreary and
witless to shore people. But the shore people would change
their minds about it at sea, on a long voyage. On such a
voyage, with its eternal monotonies, people’s intellects deteriorate; the owners of the intellects soon reach a point where
they almost seem to prefer childish things to things of a maturer degree. One is often surprised at the juvenilities which
grown people indulge in at sea, and the interest they take in
them, and the consuming enjoyment they get out of them.
This is on long voyages only. The mind gradually becomes
inert, dull, blunted; it loses its accustomed interest in intellec-
