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ARISTOPHANES' FROGS

Don't be afraid. Only, for mercy's sake,
Don't . . .


Xanthias.

Don't do what?


Dionysus.

Don't shift your luggage pole
Across, and say, "I want to blow my nose."


Xanthias (greatly disappointed).

Nor, that I've got such a weight upon my back
That unless some one helps me quickly I shall sneeze?


Dionysus.

Oh, please, no. Keep it till I need emetics.


Xanthias.

Then what's the good of carrying all this lumber
If I mayn't make one single good old wheeze
Like Phrynichus, Ameipsias, and Lykis?


Dionysus.

Ah no ; don't make them.—When I sit down there
[Pointing to the auditorium.
And hear some of those choice products, I go home
A twelvemonth older.


Xanthias (to himself).

Oh, my poor old neck:
Blistered all round, and mustn't say it's blistered,
Because that's funny!


Dionysus.

Airs and insolence!
When I, Dionysus, child of the Great Jug,