“I know it,” says I, “and a sacrilegious sight it is. God never made you that way, Mack Lonsbury. Why do you scarify His works with this presumptious kind of ribaldry?”
“Why, Andy,” says he, “they’ve elected me justice of the peace since you left.”
I looked at Mack close. He was restless and inspired. A justice of the peace ought to be diconsolate and assuaged.
Just then a young woman passed on the sidewalk; and I saw Mack kind of half snicker and blush, and then he raised up his hat and smiled and bowed, and she smiled and bowed, and went on by.
“No hope for you,” says I, “if you’ve got the Mary-Jane infirmity at your age. I thought it wasn’t going to take on you. And patent leather shoes! All this in two little short months!”
“I’m going to marry the young lady who just passed to-night,” says Mack, in a kind of a flutter.
“I forgot something at the post-office,” says I, and walked away quick.
I overtook that young woman a hundred yards away. I raised my hat and told her my name. She was about nineteen; and young for her age. She blushed, and then looked at me cool, like I was the snow scene from the “Two Orphans.”
“I understand you are to be married to-night,” I said.
“Correct,” says she. “You got any objections?”
