23
full and et it down on the ground, staring at me he rumbled in himself out of sight o'er head and cars, and as soon as he got out, I said, Yo ho, friend, did you get the fish? What an a fish, ye b—h? O, said I, I thought you had seen a fish, when you jumped in to make it jump out; What a d———l sir, are you mocking me? runs round his pitcher, and gives me a kick on the a—e, so that I fell designedly on his pitcher, and it tumbled down the bank and went in pieces; his master and another man looking and laughing at us, the poor fellow complained of me to him, but got no satisfaction.
The same evening, as I was going towards the town of Linlithgow, I met an old crabbed fellow riding upon an old glaid mare, whieh he always was thrashing upon with his stick. Goode'en to you, goodman, said I, are you going to the bull wi' your mare? What do you say, sir, they gang to the bull wi' a cow, ye brute. O yes, goodman, ye are right, said I, but what do they ca' the he-beast that rides on the mare's back? They ca'd a cusser, sir; a well then, goode'en to you, master cusser. He rides a little bit, then turns baek in a rage, saying, I say, sir, your last words are waur than your first: he comes then to ride me down, but I struck his beast on the face, and in a short turn about, it fell, yet, or I could get my pack to the ground, he cut me on the head at the first stroke; I then getting clear of the pack, played it away for some time, till by blows on the face, I made him bleed at both mouth and nose; then he cried out. Chapman, we are baith daft, for we'll kill oursells and mak naething o't, we had better agree; with all my heart, said I, and what will ye buy? nothing but
