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big and weighty. Then I came into a little country village, and going in by the ſide of a houſe, there was a great big cat ſitting in a weaver's window, beiking herſelf in the ſun, and waſhing her face with her feet: I takes her a civil knap on the noſe, which makes her turn back in through the window, and the weaver having a plate full of hot pottage in the innerſide to cool, poor badrons ran through the middle of them, burnt her feet, and threw them on to the ground, ran through the houſe, crying fire and murder in her own language, which cauſed the scary wicked webſter to come running to the door, where he attacked me in a furious rage, and I to avoid {{reconstruct|the} firſt ſhock, fled to the top of the midden, where, endeavouring to give me a kick, I catched him by the foot, and tumbled him back over into the dirty midden-dib, where both his head and ſhoulders went under dirt and water; but before I could recover my elwand or arms, the wicked wife and her two ſons was upon me in all quarters, the wife hung in my hair, while the twa ſons boxed me about and before, and being thus overpowered by numbers, I was fairly beat by this wicked webſter, his troops being ſo numerous,

The ſame day, as I was going up to a country-house, I met on the way a poor beggar with a (illegible text) who was both of them bitten in different places by a big maſtiff dog; they perſuaded me to turn out, I ſaid that I ſhould firſt ſee him: ſo up I went to the ſide of a hedge, and cuts a long bramble full of prickles, which I carried in my left hand and my ſturdy ſtaff in the right; and as I came to the houſe, Mr. Youffer came roaring upon me like like a lion, he being a tyke of ſuch a monſtrous (illegible text) frighted me ſo that I ran back; but he purſued me ſo hard, I was forced to face about, and boldly put the briar to him, which he gripped in his