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THE HISTORY OF

midden-dub, where both his head and shoulders went under dirt and water; but before I could recover my elwand or arms, the wicked wife and her twa ſons were upon me in all quarters, the wife hung in my hair, while the twa ſons boxed me about and before, and being thus overpowered by numbers, I was fairly beat by this wicked webſter, his troops being ſo numerous.

The ſame day as I was going up to a country-houſe, I met on the way a poor beggar with a boy, who was both of them bitten in different places by a big maſtiff dog; they perſuaded me to turn back, but I ſaid that I ſhould firſt ſee him: ſo up I goes to the ſide of a hedge, and cut a long bramble full of prickles, which I carried in my left hand with a ſturdy ſtaff in the right; and as I came near the houſe, Mr. Youffer came roaring upon me like a lion, he being a tyke of ſuch a monſtrous ſize, frighted me ſo that I ran back; but he purſued me ſo hard, I was forced to face about, and holding out the briar to him, which he griped in his mouth, and then I ſtripped it through his teeth, and gave him a hearty blow upon his ear with my rung, which made him go tumbling towards his maſter's door, and when he got up, he could not fight any, his mouth being ſo full of prickles by the biting of the briar, which cauſed him go about yowling, and rubbing his mouth with his foot: the people of the houſe came running out to ſee what was the matter, I then ſhewed them the briar, and telling them their dog came running to bite me, but my briar had bitten him; they then called him in, and fell to picking the pricks out of his tongue.

On the Saturday night hereafter, I was like to be badly off for quarters, I travelled until many people were gone to bed; but at laſt I came to a farmer's houſe, aſked what they would buy, nameing twenty fine things which I never had, and then aſked for quarters, which they very