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JOHN CHEAP THE CHAPMAN.
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ſaid ſhe? Indeed my feet is very cauld, ſaid I, whereat they all laught but but the goodwife, ſhe gloom'd until the reſt were done, and then took a laugh at it herſelf: So the goodman ordered all the Johnies Jamies and Jennies with their wheels to ſet about; then I was ſet beyond the fire, and preferred to ſteer their ſowens, but when they were ready and put up in diſhes, the goodwife order'd one of the lads to take a pair of old blankets, and two ſacks, and ſhew me where I was to lay in the barn; Ho, ho, thinks I, there's no ſupper for me, but I'll remember this, to pay her ſtock and annual. So I went to the barn and lay till next morning, about chapman's riſing time when the pottage was ready, and then gives the wife a fine cotton lace and a few pins, which pleaſed her ſo well, that ſhe went thro' the cogs and collected about a mutchkin of pottage for me, for which I thanked her. "A wat well lad, an ye be coming by ony time, ye's be welcome to a night of our barn, frae ye hae nae ſteal'd naething;" thanks to you goodwife, ſaid I, that's very fair: "Indeed lad 'tis no every ane we'll trust wi' our new barn, farfore ſud we?" O goodwife it would be a great thief that wad run away wi' a barn on his back, I wonder ye let it ſtand out all night: "Hute awa' ye daft body, how can we get it in, ge awa' chapman ye're joking me now." I then took a turn round the country for two weeks, and then came back to be avenged on the naughty wife and her ſowens: it being very dark or I came in, the goodwife did not know me, but made her ſpeech as follows: "Indeed ſays ſhe, ye's no be here; for there's ſo many thieves and robbers gawn thort the country, and our goodman's no at hame; art thou honeſt enough?" I can want nothing of my honeſty goodwife; but did you ever ſee any people gawn thro' the country, telling they were thieves? "Nay, a wat well no, ſaid ſhe." Then, ſaid I, I'm ſure I did not take away your barn on my back the laſt time I was here. 'Yea lad, ſaid ſhe, are ye the chapman that cracked ſae well to our