hair. The girl was young and pretty. Her eyes were blue. Her hair was brown. She had a rather attractive little mole on the left side of her chin.
"Good Lord!" said the Sausage Chappie.
"Now what?" said Archie.
"Who's that? Over at the table there?"
Archie, through long attendance at the Cosmopolis Grill, knew most of the habitués by sight.
"That's a man named Gossett. James J. Gossett. He's a motion-picture man. You must have seen his name around."
"I don't mean him. Who's the girl?"
"I've never seen her before."
"It's my wife!" said the Sausage Chappie.
"Your wife!"
"Yes!"
"Are you sure?"
"Of course I'm sure!"
"Well, well, well!" said Archie. "Many happy returns of the day!"
At the other table, the girl, unconscious of the drama which was about to enter her life, was engrossed in conversation with the stout man. And at this moment the stout man leaned forward and patted her on the cheek.
It was a paternal pat, the pat which a genial uncle might bestow on a favourite niece, but it did not strike the Sausage Chappie in that light. He had been advancing on the table at a fairly rapid pace, and now, stirred to his depths, he bounded forward with a hoarse cry.
Archie was at some pains to explain to his father-in-law later that, if the management left cold pies and things
