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                          Q, Are young and old of them alike
                        for ill breeding? 
                          A. All the odds lies in the difference,
                        for if you ask a child to whom he belongs,
                        or who is his father, he'll bid you kiss
                        his father's a—-e and then you'll ken.
                         .Q. What sort of creatures is kindliest
                        when they meet?
                          A. None can exceed the kindness of
                        dogs when they meet in a market.
                          Q. And what is collie's conduct when
                        there.
                          A. First, they kiss other's mouths
                        and noses, smell all about, and last of
                        all, they are so kind as to kiss other
                        below the tail. 
                          Q. What is the coldest part of a dog?
                          A. His nose. 
                          Q. What is the coldest part of a man?
                          A. His knees. 
                          Q. What is the coldest part of a woman?
                          A. Her back.
                          Q. What is the reason that these three
                        parts of men, women, and dogs are coldest?